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New record! 20th July 2008

Today i broke the record for the amount of weetbix i can eat in one sitting. I ate 24 weet bix. Beat that Brett Lea.

Human rights act 13th July 2008

Add human rights to myspace please!

Go to the site

Fill out petition

But mainly just add to myspace

A day in the life... 30th June 2008

Rys can't put up with any problem which can be fixd easily. So she bought peter and I some facial cleanser. Yes it was from the female s section. I am getting into it actualy. I can hardly wait for for my 6 pm cleanse.

"I don't necessarily feel sorry for them i just hate seeing them." Over hearing a 40 year old skater bitching about rollerblading. Sure his life didn't turn out the way he would of liked. All his mates got an aprentaship and started earning a living but he kept on smoking pot and living with his mum. Poor fellow, maybe we should give him more welfare money.

Every hour or so Oliver can't control himself. He gets out his stock whip and scares the shit out of the drunken bogans returning from the MCG.

Rollerblading is more than just a sport. Rollerblading represents individual freedom in its purest form. Rollerblading is art. Maybe not, but you can skate on other peoples art...

The tired boys return to their resting grounds.

27th June 2008

I sat in on a corporate meeting

I had the phrase "your a funny cunt!" directed at me as i crashed infront of two construction workers

I fruitbooted in the CBD

I fruitbooted at the riverslide skatepark

I did some mock parquore with my older brothers

I watched a three dimensional docco

I ate some very fine foods

I recieved offensive messages from an anonymous source

I discovered the anonymous source was a cheeky red headed cousin of mine

I googled annonomous to find the correct spelling and hopefully i have learnt it. anonymous. anonymous. anonymous anonymous. anonymus. shit.

I flicked through a book titled "Ideas and opinions" written by Albert Einstein

I became an art appreciater. appreciate. appreciate. appreciate. appreciate. appreciate. appreciate. anonymous. anonymous. anonymous. appreciate. learn learn learn, you silly illiterate bastard. (sorry if one is a fundamentalist christian or similar and is therefore some what offended by this language. However it is a very effective approach to expressing the inner frustration i have concerning my spelling.) approach. approach. approach. anonymous. anonymous. anonymous. appreciate appreciate appreciate. with a c not a t.

I would also like to point out that although i am a terrible speller i can spell "etc." it is not "ect." So there, i can spell an abbreviated word. Allot of people can't you know. They do not say it properly either.

view from olivers house is a little different from my house...

Ultimate battle royale 19th June 2008

Cool Indie band on triple j unearthed! 8th June 2008

Neon Love Yeah its pretty funky pop punk.

Long weekend 8th June 2008

Karl is over. We are skating in the rain on our varanda. Peter, karl and I that is. (hey i even said it right. Normaly i would say me and karl and peter or something.)

Fog 28th may 2008

Fog comes in from the ocean.

What can i say i'm a talented man... 23rd may 2008

Try finding this at your local spirituality store.

You can try to mimic what i do, but at the end of the day all you will end up becoming is the laughing stock of the art community.

(Geography excursion with don* and moondog *actualy Mrs Harris)